i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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