Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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