I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
It's rum buckets o'clock
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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