we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I smell like Dick and happiness
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