hell yes lets make some ravioli
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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