just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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