just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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