Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Randomize
