HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
even my farts smell like vagina
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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