beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Couch. On fire.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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