I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Panties = found
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
