Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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