Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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