there's paper in my vomit.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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