I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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