Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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