would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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