"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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