yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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