She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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