pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
