i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
ok first of all what the fuck
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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