fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
