Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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