when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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