whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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