Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Mom said you looked used
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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