I'm drive I can fine osifer
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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