Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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