All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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