i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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