Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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