doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
