I wanna passion pit in your ass
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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