I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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