wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Four minutes until I can fart!
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The power of my boobs compel you
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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