dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
