Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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