My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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