her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She even gives head with a lisp.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
