do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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