Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
