I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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