Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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