I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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