She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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