they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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