Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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