I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
