she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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