is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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