So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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