We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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