Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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